cool girls are everywhere but its such a challenge to find one guy thats like mildly interesting to talk to……. it’s like they all have the personality of an actual adidas sandal
Maybe you’re a bitch
i mean i definitely am but youre still boring
*in a movie*
- main guy: hey, how are you?
- his dream girl: i'm a plot device, so it doesn't really matter, how are you?
- main guy: *monologues*
i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”
tumors grow, are they supposed to be there?
its called “evolution”, just because its there doesnt mean its useful or wanted.
Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.
Nothing hurts if you don’t let it.
Ernest Hemingway (via naturaekos)
reblog if you don’t lift but you still have strong muscles from carrying the weight of your sins
STOP CHECKING UP ON THEM THEYRE NOT CHECKING UP ON YOU
